Sexy Times at the Newsstation

I am kind of obsessed with this ongoing theory I have that two of the local news anchors had a torrid affair with each other. When I went to law school, I lived close enough that the local news where I live now was broadcast as a transmitter station. Two and a half years ago, these two people anchored the morning news together. They were both young (early 30s) and both very attractive.

Well, after graduation I moved away, but when I moved back to this area in July, suddenly the woman was anchoring the evening news and the man was still anchoring the morning news. Not only that, but the man was recently divorced!

Dun dun dun!

They were totally banging each other, right? And when things went south and his wife left him, the woman bolted for another job at the station. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.