Me: i think i need to start focusing my dating efforts on nerds
not granola outdoorsy types
i might actually have some luck with nerds
Friend: i would say [lawyer coworker] and his brother in law in your office are nerdy
both seem like a person who'd be a good fit for you
Me: they are not nerdy, are you kidding?
they are both uber charming
Friend: they are totally nerdy!
Me: um, no
Friend: bowties, black rimmed glasses!
Me: i was a biochemistry major in college, i know nerds
that is hipster, that is not true nerd
Me: i'm talking like math major level nerd